Saturday, August 18, 2007

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Let’s Call God “Allah” and Jesus “Slappy White”

Tiny Muskens, a Dutch Roman Catholic Bishop in Amsterdam, released another nifty idea this week upon his wooden shoe wearing sheep. Minister Muskens, well-known for stupidity aplenty, came up with a fresh game plan of which he said would aid the Dutch, yea, the entire world in getting along with Muslims Gone Wild. Tiny proposed “that people of all faiths refer to God as Allah to foster understanding.”

Well, isn’t that special?

How precious.

God bless you, Tiny. According to the Netherlands' biggest-selling newspaper, De Telegraaf, Tiny, after tabling his plan to reporters, said he had no further comment. He simply smiled, did a pirouette, stripped down to his pink boy shorts, put on a spaghetti-strapped yellow sun dress which he had in his exorcist kit and then started skipping down the cobblestone street with Boy George blaring from his iPod mini.


If it does not matter what God is called, then let those who call Him 'Allah' call Him 'God'. "Oh", some will say, "but it will matter to the muslims what He is called...". Well then, if it matters to the muslims what He is called, then it must matter that they are trying to get us to call Him "Allah"--and they must have an awfully good reason for doing so. That should give EVERY Christian pause.


Blogger Patsy said...

Oh my God!! He's hilarious when he goes on a tirade, phew! My 2 favorites were:

We could all start wearing Tiny Muskens’ new Butt Kisser Lip Balm.

Scrap Christmas for a Mohammed’s Birthday Blow Out Bonanza.


8:29 PM  
Blogger The Merry Widow said...

Could I have that to go on a toasted bun? There are some leftistas that need a bbq facial...


3:27 AM  
Blogger JINGOIST said...

GREAT article! This guy is a rip. His reaction is the EXACT same as mine. When I heard what the cowardly Bishop said I wanted to write my own article lampooning the fool and adding a little etymology about the names He is called in the Torah and TANAKH.
I never got around to it, but I sure am glad that Doug Giles did!

A word to Tiny Boy. You can REALLY make friends with the muzzies by bending your punk ass over 5 times a day and praying in the direction of Crete. You see Tiny, Crete is halfway between Rome and Mecca. That way the muzzies won't know what your up to and G-d and Jesus won't get TOO mad at you! Let's call it "hedging your bets." Run along and go put your burka back on.

5:08 AM  
Blogger VerityINK said...

He probably thinks a burqa and cassock are the same thing...

9:08 AM  

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