Cashill: Why I Am Voting Republican:
For me the defining moment of the 2006 campaign came on Halloween night. I was mindlessly watching TV and passing out Halloween candy when my neighbor and her three little ones came breathlessly to the door.
"Did you see the ACORN guy," she said alarmed. "He is peeing in the street."
I am told that we should be punishing Republicans this year, but at that moment forgive me for thinking of the people we would be rewarding – specifically, those who pee in streets and those who pay them.