Saturday, November 11, 2006

Heh he he....

A Healthy Sense Of Humor Helps Retired People Deal With the Aches and Pains Of Ever-Increasing Age:

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo."

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08."

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.

Thanks to Djinnmyst for this gem!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL!! I love it ! Jinni,you're pricless! J'Mac.

8:14 PM  
Blogger Robert Bayn said...

haha, thats a good one!

8:19 PM  
Blogger The Merry Widow said...

ExPreacher sent me that, I love it!
Morning gentlemen!


3:39 AM  

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