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Democratic National Convention 2008 Agenda:
7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.
7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:30-8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship--Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15-8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding--Barney Frank Presiding.
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally--Cindy Sheehan, Susan Sarandon.
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech.The Proper Etiquette For Surrender--French Pres. Jacques Chirac. 9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund.
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay--Sean Penn.
9:40 P.M. Why I Hate the Military. A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton.
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth In Broadcasting Award, presented by Michael Moore. 9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld Brought Down the WTC--Howard Dean.
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by M. Ahmadinejad.
11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet.
11:15 P.M. Our Troops Are War Criminals--John Kerry.
11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Queen Rodham Clinton.
12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home...

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