Monday, November 06, 2006

You Want It, You Bought It...Toyota!

Democratic National Convention 2008 Agenda:

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.
7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:30-8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship--Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15-8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding--Barney Frank Presiding.
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally--Cindy Sheehan, Susan Sarandon.
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech.The Proper Etiquette For Surrender--French Pres. Jacques Chirac. 9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund.
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay--Sean Penn.
9:40 P.M. Why I Hate the Military. A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton.
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth In Broadcasting Award, presented by Michael Moore. 9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld Brought Down the WTC--Howard Dean.
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by M. Ahmadinejad.
11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet.
11:15 P.M. Our Troops Are War Criminals--John Kerry.
11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Queen Rodham Clinton.
12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home...

Thanks for this chuckle, Imp!
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7 Comments:

Blogger JINGOIST said...

This is an instant Impster classic! Well done to both of you for bringing us this great comedy masterpiece.

Morgan

7:46 PM  
Blogger VerityINK said...

Mess of a game, but we shut 'em out!

9:00 PM  
Anonymous prairieson said...

This is hilarious. Thanks Imp. I particularly like the last line. But, this time, alas, it won't be the lady that sleeps with the fishies. Much to Bill's chagrin, I'm sure.

Donal, just read about the horrendous rain y'all are getting. Ten inches in two hours???

Did they issue water wings to the players before the game started?

10:34 PM  
Blogger The Merry Widow said...

Or did it get called due to rain?
Impster-Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!That was great! Thanks!
Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!

tmw

3:51 AM  
Blogger prairieson said...

sorry, I meant "24" hours ... It Was Kerry's Fault, I swear

6:06 AM  
Blogger VerityINK said...

It's been awful--and it's still raining. We won the game!

6:47 AM  
Blogger VerityINK said...

Anybody else having trouble posting graphics on Blogger?

6:47 AM  

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