Saturday, December 02, 2006

Halleluja!

Not Such A Bad Idea!

Now, lets think through this Muslim-prayer-room-in airports idea... I'm beginning to think it's not such a bad idea!

Of course, since we believe in 'diversity', we wouldn't want to 'offend' anyone by leaving them out. Thus, we're going to have to have Christian prayer rooms--Charismatic and Evangelical, Catholic prayer rooms (better have separate ones for Eastern Orthodox and Greek Orthodox and Latin Rite versions) complete with votive candle nooks, Mormon tabernacle prayer rooms, Jehova's Witness rooms, Buddhist rooms with incense burners, Shinto rooms, Voodoo and Santeria rooms, Hindu rooms, American Indian prayer lodges, Animist rooms for the Africans, Coptic rooms, Rasta rooms for the Jamaicans, synagogues (complete with hamantashen), rune rooms for the practicing vikings, Christian Science Reading rooms, Scientology rooms with free copies of Dear L. Ron--heck even throw in Pentecostal rooms with snake cages for the radical batch, and a Wiccan room for All Them Witches.

At the end of the line you'll need a biggest room for the atheist--just so they can get away from everybody else gabbling. We wouldn't want to offend their civil rights by forcing them to listen to all that prayer!

3 Comments:

Blogger The Merry Widow said...

Bwahahahahahaha! I love it, oh we'll need a non=denom room for those of us who don't want to be "tainted" by all that exclusive mainline denominational "stuff"! Ad infinitum, ad nauseum...they'll run out of room for checkin, scanning, or the airplanes, which means we can't fly and will need to take a camel caravan to where we need to go! Which will put us back into the 7th century, which is what they want anyway! LOL!
Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!

tmw

3:45 AM  
Anonymous Cassie said...

How too funny!

6:33 AM  
Blogger VerityINK said...

TMW--Oh you're funny today!

12:15 PM  

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