A Note To Mahmoud:
Dear Mahmoud Ahmadinejad,
We know you are in New York today, that you want to go to Ground Zero--and why. Well, I am an American and, like all good Americans, my heart is at Ground Zero every day.
You will never know who I am, or where I live, or what I do but, rest assured, there are millions and millions of good conservatives out here like me, in this great land, that fight.
We fight what you say about the United States of America, we fight what you say about Israel, we fight your religion's idea of jihad--and we will fight to the death any inroads you try to make upon our country, our allies, or our way of life.
So, you go to Ground Zero, if you will. You fly into New York in our planes that are still flying. You go to Ground Zero and see our tall buildings that are still standing. You go to the UN and give any speech you want, in the most powerful country on earth that is still here.
I know of nothing that will unite Americans more.