Friday, November 17, 2006

Moore's "Pledge" To Conservatives:

Michael-the-Hutt's 12 Days Of Christmas...

I WOULD LIKE TO extend an olive branch. Those of you who consider yourselves conservative and usually vote Republican have not had a very good couple of weeks. Trust me, I know how this feels.

In fact, those of us on the other side of the fence don't really know what it's like to win, so if we seem a bit awkward right now (were we supposed to vote for the majority leader the speaker said to vote for, or stick to our promise to the other guy?), forgive us.

I know you are dismayed at the results of last week's election. You've got to be freaking out about what this bunch of tree-hugging, latte-sipping, men-kissing-men advocates will do now that the country is in our hands. I don't blame you. We'd never admit it, but we secretly admire you because you know how to chop down a tree, take your coffee black and enjoy watching women kissing women. Good on you!

What I don't want is for you to drop into the deep funk we liberals have been in for two-plus decades. Yes, your Republican revolution is over, but hang in there. And do not despair. I, and the millions who voted for Democrats, have no interest in revenge for the last 12 years. In fact, let me make 12 promises as to how we will treat you, the minority, in the coming years.

Thus, here is "A Liberal's Pledge to Disheartened Conservatives":,0,1843098.story?coll=la-opinion-rightrail

You've got to read this sanctimonious slob's dippy-hippy wish list. It is the most unrealistic--and unrealized--bunch of garbage, utopian nonsense you'll ever hear. We're as likely to get these things from the Demmies as we are a new WTC from bin Laden...


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I knew this bloated,loathsome idiot wouldn't go away,he was just bidding his time. He'll be spewing his anti-American bilge in buckets in the run up to '08. J'Mac.

6:09 AM  
Blogger VerityINK said...

Yes, he's probably hoping for another award.

10:57 AM  

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