Sunday, February 11, 2007

The MAN With the PLAN!

It IS Robin Williams's Plan!

You gotta love Robin Williams... Even if he's nuts!

Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan... (Hard to argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan:"

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys', we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days, the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days' stay unless given a special permit! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, or they get a "D", and it's back home, baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy and will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia, and other oil producing countries, $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their product. (About a week of their wells filling up their storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine, or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to their army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH... learn it... or LEAVE... Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?'


http://www.thepowerhour.com/news2/robinwilliams.htm

Our bloodhound, Batya, has ferreted out the straight dope on the Robin William's plan! Thanks, gal, for getting to the bottom of this one!

9 Comments:

Blogger Always On Watch Two said...

Suits me!

7:45 AM  
Blogger Brooke said...

Actually, Williams only said the part about the Statue Of Liberty.

8:40 AM  
Blogger Brooke said...

I still totally agree with the post, though! :D

8:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go to the source , friends.See a pic of Robin wearing a tee shirt saying in ARABIC I LOVE NY.

Holding a microphone , delivering his plan.

THIS PLAN IS HIS.

I actually heard it a while ago on TV in a show but remembered mostly the part about the UN needing to get out of here.

Because Robin was considered a LIB people found it hard to believe that he will be so disgusted with the Muslims in NY.

But he was .
He is crazy enough to say what he feels .

And HIS plan is good too.

batya

9:22 AM  
Blogger VerityINK said...

Sorry, Brooke, we'll have to agree to disagree--it's all over the web, with more than one attribution!

10:03 AM  
Blogger Brooke said...

Sure! Isn't it cool that, unlike a libbie, we can disagree without turning into a foul-mouthed trolling contest!

HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

10:11 AM  
Anonymous z said...

D...Snopes is very rarely wrong, everything I see negates that he said this whole rant...he did say one thing, and it suggests the whole thing got attributed to him...

BUT, I'd be just delighted if it were true, so I'm going with you guys...and, as Brooke said, it's totally right, anyway!!

12:16 PM  
Anonymous z said...

D...Snopes is very rarely wrong, everything I see negates that he said this whole rant...he did say one thing, and it suggests the whole thing got attributed to him...

BUT, I'd be just delighted if it were true, so I'm going with you guys...and, as Brooke said, it's totally right, anyway!!

12:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Z

If I did not hear Robin delivering his plan and MORE I may have doubted it too, ROBIN BERING A LIB.

Sadly I did not remember all the details of the "plan" but a few and one more that is not even in the plan - when he "explained " how the original white raisins became virgins.

Clearly with this kind of approach to Islam all the other details made every sense in the book and still do.

Mistakes can be made , we are all aware of it , but it is kind of hard to claim that something was NOT said or written just because this source or that says so WITHOUT EVICENCE.

YOU CAN ONLY PROVE THAT SOMETHING WAS SAID and we have this proof.

Poeple are complex, often say unexpected things .Robin is the most unpredictable person you ever met and BRUTALLY HONEST.

He likes NY without the Musliums in it .

batya

2:36 PM  

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