Satire Nails Wimps In Cancelled Debate:
by William Tate
"Welcome to the Nevada Democratic Party presidential debate. My Name is Tim Russert and I'll be you moderator tonight--"
"Excuse me, Tim."
"Yes, candidate Edwards?"
"As you know, Tim, we simply refuse to appear on any media outlet that doesn't present a lib... uh, a fair perspective of this election. And I'm afraid that, before we continue, we need to establish your credentials."