Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Loon City: the DU Conspiracy Of the Day!

FROM DU: Let's Just Say the Bastard Went and Did It...
By Horse With No Name

Pulled off a Constitutional coup and took over the government and you woke up and didn't have any communication--no radio (just Rush), no phones, no television (just Faux) and no Internet...

DUers Chime In:

--Just wondering if people have any contingency plans to meet their families in certain locations, etc.

--As for contingency plans and meeting elsewhere, well, do we know how we'll be "allowed" to travel, when the hammer drops?

--I do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC.

-- I took the damn oath, actually, and why I have been fighting so damn fucking hard.

--In ways, they already have pulled off a coup. Who do they answer to?

--Be prepared to leave; British Columbia, I think.

--It wouldn't be like that. It would be the liberal voices getting scared and more quite, some of them disappearing slowly over time, getting replaced with loud and combative "liberal" voices who say nothing of substance but advocate the meaningless issues. Behavior control tactics tested on "terrorists" and "spies" by "counterintelligence units" would be applied widely.

The overwhelming sense you would have would be that you were totally alone in noticing what what was happening, and everybody else was really happy. You would get all kinds of spooky things happening indicating that you were being spied but a sense of hopelessness about proving them, because everybody else was so "happy", its only you with a problem with the government. The dumb ones would be drafted into STACI like civilian intelligence networks, you would have informants all around you, etc.

The point is, it would be slick. Slicker than any before it. And its happened again and again from Germany to Russia, and its been successful and the people orchestrating this coup would have been observing the tactics of these people for the last 50 years through the CIA. They would make the KGB, secret police, STACI, every propaganda state before them look like amateurs, and that's just the beginning.

--You realize you are describing the last six years...


Anonymous bobcat said...


7:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Phandancer from FPM

These people are completely nuts! They have been frothing for months about the so-called Coronation and imposition of martial law and facism.

The more these dopes write, the more it is clear that they are delusional.

If they were not so scary in thier tinfoil-hat ideas, it would be funny.

Actually...they are funny...and not in a 'clown here to amuse you' kind of way.

8:18 AM  
Blogger VerityINK said...

I know, Phanny, you've been to DU--you know this stuff shows up everyday. I have a libby poster who accuses me of 'herry picking' all this stuff on DU. I only WISH that were true.

9:33 AM  
Anonymous tom said...

sheesh, loon city is right!

9:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


They have a new article up about 'Bush creating dictatorship'. It is sooooo funny reading all the replies.

If Bush did try, even I would be up in arms....but how anyone can honestly think that he would is beyond delusional.

Gonna be a sad day when the revolution they have been formenting fizzles out as Democracy moves forward as always.

What dopes!

10:00 AM  
Anonymous catfleas said...

Canada isn't going to take jackass people from other countries! Or are they going to sneak across the border, and become illegal aliens? Maybe they can get jobs in the wheat fields during harvest.

6:46 PM  
Anonymous Les Ismore said...

If anyone bothers to read the link, you will see that someone did exactly what Donal did last week; post a thought experiment.

You guys are just endlessly entertaining.

5:17 AM  
Anonymous tom said...

les isless, since you obviously find it such a negative experience to post on this fine blog, one wonders that you continue to...

10:35 AM  

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