Sunday, June 10, 2007

Mark Steyn: Funny--But Terribly True

Mark Steyn: A Lame Joke Becomes Reality

About five years or so back, I started making references in columns to "fine upstanding members of the Undocumented-American community." But from the lame Steyn joke of yesteryear to the reality of tomorrow is a mere hop and a skip. A few days ago, Harry Reid, the Senate majority leader, declared:

"This week we will vote on cloture and final passage of a comprehensive bill that will strengthen border security, bring the 12 million undocumented Americans out of the shadows, and keep our economy strong."

Talk about "a fast track to citizenship"! Never mind probationary visas, Z-visas and Green Cards, in the eyes of the Democrat steering "comprehensive immigration reform" through Congress these guys are already "undocumented Americans." Was it simply a slip of the tongue? Or did Senator Reid mean it?

If he did, the very concept of citizenship is dead, and the Senate might as well opt for really comprehensive immigration reform" and declare everyone on the planet a U.S. citizen with backdated Social Security entitlements.

I don't know whether this sham of a bill is dead or just resting "in the shadows" like a fine upstanding member of the Vampiric-American community. But, if it rises on the third night to stalk the land once more, I would advise its supporters to go about their work more honestly.



Anonymous PATSY said...

Harry Reid is an asshole. He's out of his f***ing mind.

"UNDOCUMENTED AMERICANS" What the hell are those????? He has so much care and concern and regard for these "citizens" who exist only in that pea-sized brain of his. Absolutely none for any of us who he actually answers to, those of us who pay the son-of-a-bitch. Gawd, what the hell is wrong with the people of Nevada, sending a mealy-mouthed, pasty-faced wimp like him to represent them?

Oh course, who am I to talk, we keep sending a former Grand Wizard of the KKK, none other that the Grand Pooba of Pork Himself, Robert C. Byrd, to represent us.

I'll rephrase that last question, what the hell is the matter with all of us, sending these clowns to represent us in Congress? We need to be horsewhipped, all those who voted for these imbeciles, bend over and grab your ankles.

1:33 AM  
Blogger VerityINK said...

Patsy, true enough--but you're funnier than hell! Your rant really made us laugh this morning!

Yes, this stuff makes me sick; things just get more and more absurd.

1:33 AM  
Anonymous PATSY said...

I'm glad I gave you a laugh, Donal. But seriously, look at some of the empty suits, not to mention the empty heads, we send to Washington DC, the walking cadavers, the bumbling idiots, the wax museum escapees, the fishmonger-broads, the whiners... The list is endless and humiliating. Our taste --- I mean really. Is this the best America has to offer? The best we can do? Oh, brother.

1:34 AM  
Blogger VerityINK said...

I know, Patsy. I don't know how to make it better... time we had Mark Foley aboard, and now Hillary is going to have Alcee Hasting in her crew--oh brother! is right!

1:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy is a national treasure! And tlak about funny.


4:23 AM  

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