Sunday, September 30, 2007

TOO FUNNY! Heeeeeeee're's A New Annie!

Liberals and the Woman Who Hates Them

Uttering lines that send liberals into paroxysms of rage, otherwise known as “citing facts,” is the spice of life. When I see the hot spittle flying from their mouths and the veins bulging and pulsing above their eyes, well, that’s when I feel truly alive. This happens, I dearly hope, once a week when my column is released. But the public gnashing of teeth that I incite occurs approximately every six to eight months, which is rather peculiar, since I believe I annoy liberals much more often than that.

Liberals’ response to unbridled right-wing speech makes the Muslims look laid back. Reacting with stupefied indignation whenever someone disagrees with them—especially in a way that makes people point and laugh at liberals—they seem to be in a constant state of outrage. Liberals, and the conservatives who fear them, have a look of perpetual outrage, kind of the way Nancy Pelosi has a look of perpetual surprise.

About twice a year for nearly a decade, I have upset the little darlings with some public statement, and yet they manage to summon fresh outrage for each new offense. Each time they think I can’t “sink any lower”—I proceed to do so! And by the way, if they’re going to keep using the tired formulation “This time, she’s gone too far!”—can I get an admission that the last sixteen times were, therefore, not “too far”?



Anonymous catfleas said...

"...since I believe I annoy liberals much more often than that."

Ann Coulter, keep up the good work! Somebody needs to annoy Dems. These days we need all the humor we can get...and Democrats are great fodder!

9:29 AM  
Blogger Pat said...

I'd love it if she'd annoy liberals 24/7, too, Catfleas.

9:54 AM  
Anonymous bobcat said...

She's a dish, that's for sure!

8:22 PM  
Anonymous prairieson said...

Boy, Ann lays it out plain and simple with good humor (if one has the gift of irony as she mentions).

She's right about the battle we face with the liberals like Conyers.

I can't even imagine how someone like Conyers wound up on the judicial committee, much less chair.

If that doesn't prove that liberals and most Dhimmicrats are loco in the brain, I don't know what does.


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