Friday, December 15, 2006

I'm STILL Laughing!

The Pope Visits Alaska

The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska for somesight-seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope mobile whenthere was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.

A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and a "To Hell with Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling franticallythrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10 foot grizzly.

As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing up.

One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reachedup and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp.Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.

As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was abitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic Environmentalactivists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that guy?" "It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with heaven and hasaccess to all wisdom."

"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and snatch another one?

Our dear poster, ZinLA, was thoughtful enough to send this goodie! Enjoy!


Anonymous bobcat said...

That's too delicious!

9:55 AM  
Blogger WomanHonorThyself said...

oooooooooooh! cute cute..even though it has an :)

10:51 AM  
Blogger The Merry Widow said...

We are laughing ourselves silly here! Do they need any help catching dhimmicrats? We get quite a few down here in the winter, I'm sure we can spare 1 or 2, thousand!


12:14 PM  
Blogger VerityINK said...

Yeah, TMW! Clean out all those Demmies hanging by their chads!

6:27 PM  
Blogger The Merry Widow said...

The chad danglers are year round denizens, the ones I'm talking about just are here in the winter, never know where they are, or where they're supposed to go, can't see, drive 10 miles under the speed limit and clog the roads! Then complain that we don't do it this way up nawth! They tend to be slow, so bear hunters will need lots of replacements! LOL!
Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!

PS- The dangling chads we use when fishing for gator or shark! Blues love 'em!

4:34 AM  

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