Easter Prayers From DU For President Bush:

--May the fortunes of every nation you brought blessed upon, be blessed upon you ten-fold. And may you be blessed to know, for all of eternity, each and every soul that died for your sins. God Bless President Bush. AMEN

--I have a slightly different prayer for Shrubya, it goes something like this: Burn in hell. Amen.

--Please give Presnit Boosh an inoperable brain tumor.Yours in Christ, MLF

--May George W. Bush discover his soul, and repent mightily, as a hermit.

--May the Universe bless president bush with a long and healthy life.Long enough that his grandchildren will one day open their history books to see what a criminal despot their grandfather was;Healthy enough to serve out his long life behind bars.

--I would only pass on to him the famous inspirational words of our great Vice-President. Go fuck yourself.

Pardon me for putting this up on Easter, but I want the world to know what the Leftists are made of. They are truly the ulgliest-hearted people I've ever seen in my life!

And for all you Lefties who think these were one-in-a-million, kook fringe posts, (Les Ismore, your famous for thinking this...) there's more crap up over there:

--I was watching the Ten Commandments last night. During the scene where Moses is talking with Pharoh about the plagues, my wife looks at me and says "Moses is a terrorist!!!".

--Eight minutes past three, on this very good Friday. Call us on the open line and tell us what you think.Well, we got him. It's been a long time coming, but, finally: he's confessed.

Egg on the face of all his supporters this afternoon, as self-confessed terrorist Jesus Christ gets exactly what he deserved. And some would say crucifixion is too good for the likes of him.

It's my understanding he was arrested at approximately eight thirty last evening, hiding out in a mountain of olives, after government authorities - working with the religious leadership - employed one Judas Iscariot, who had infiltrated his network of supporters, to lead them to him.

Then, in a rapid series of late night sittings and early morning hearings, the Sanhedrin, the Roman governor Pontius Pilate AND King Herod himself ALL came to the same conclusion: this grubby threat to the civilized world had to be dealt with, and promptly.

There's TONS of this nonsense up at the Democrat Underground; Leftists, go clean your house--you're a disgrace!