Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Demmie Mental Disconnect...

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Nebraska State Senator Sues God Over Natural Disasters

Nebraska Democratic State Senator Ernie Chambers has decided to go straight to the top in an effort to stop natural disasters from befalling the world. Chambers filed a lawsuit against God in Douglas County Court Friday afternoon, KPTM Fox 42 reported.

The suit asks for a "permanent injunction ordering Defendant to cease certain harmful activities and the making of terroristic threats." The lawsuit identifies the plaintiff as, "the duly elected and serving State Senator from the 11th Legislative District in Omaha, Nebraska." Chambers also cites that the, "defendant directly and proximately has caused, inter alia, fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornados, pestilential plagues..."

Chambers says he isn't suing God because he has any kind of beef with the deity. He says the suit is to fight possible laws restricting the filing of frivolous lawsuits. Chambers tells KPTM FOX 42 News that his lawsuit is in response to bills brought forth by other state senators to try and stop lawsuits from being filed.

"The Constitution requires that the courthouse doors be open, so you cannot prohibit the filing of suits," Chambers says. "Anyone can sue anyone they choose, even God."

Chambers bases his ability to sue God, as, "that defendant, being omnipresent, is personally present in Douglas County."


You know, how these people think scares me... How they choose to problem-solve--and what they consider remedy--is an utter fascination. How they get from point 'A' to point 'B' on things is one of life's mysteries. Hopefully, Chambers doesn't live anywhere near the Nebraska State Mental Asylum lest they think someone has escaped.

I'm just dyin' to know what address they used to mail the Defendant the court filings on this matter...


Blogger The Merry Widow said...

I wonder how hard G*D is laughing at this idjit...
Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!


5:28 AM  
Blogger VerityINK said...

Oh, truly--I know I had a heck of a hoohah about it! What a dope!

8:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is the funniest thing. What a nitwit. But isnt he for torte reform?

12:08 PM  

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