Sunday, February 04, 2007

The Man With the Plan!

Robin William's Plan

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan:

1.) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We will never"interfere"again.

2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station those troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.

3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days, the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to a 90 days stay, unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5.) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.

6.) The USA will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy and will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7.) Offer Saudi Arabia, and other oil producing countries, $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of their wells filling up their storage sites would be enough of that.)

8.) If there is a famine, or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH... learn it... or LEAVE...

Now, isn't that a winner of a plan."The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"

Thanks, Batya, for bringing us this little gem!

11 Comments:

Blogger The Merry Widow said...

I like it!
Thanks, Batya!

tmw

3:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow,so Robins Williams said this? Who'd have thought it.I like his plan. J'Mac

5:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for putting this up , Donal.

I especially like number 9 where the UN gets the hell out of HERE.

This plan will work well with Morgan's new social justice.Between the two things will be greatly improved here.

batya

6:08 PM  
Blogger JINGOIST said...

Batya you have a point. Is this the same Robin Williams who is the actor?

Mrogan

3:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MORGAN

THIS IS THE FUNNY MAN WHO CAN BE VERY SERIUOS AND VERY RIGHT !

I thoght that it was a natural continuation of your plan.

I am always on the lookout for people whom we do not consider to be on our side .When I find them -I call the fidler and have a party.

We need to keep our voices LOUD , LOUDER THAN THEIRS .`

I read again your article and gave it again an A+.

batya

9:47 AM  
Blogger Brooke said...

The only part of this that is an actual quote from Robin Williams is: '"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"

The rest is not his... But why let that stop us from adopting the list as policy? >:D

10:37 AM  
Blogger VerityINK said...

Oh thank you, Brooke! Batya had it sent to her via email from a friend and we were trying to figure out it's genesis. The only attribution I had was either Batya's email or Robin Williams who was referenced! Thanks for dealing with the real goods; I strive for accuracy here.

11:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Regarding WILLIAMS

I heard him on one of the patriotic events saying similar things and WORSE.

HE POKED FUN AT THE 72 also , said that they were written as 72 white raisins originally but were turned into virgins to entice the jihadis to sacrifice their lives while killing the infidel.

I especially remember him talking about getting the UN out of here because it jives with what I wish will happen .

The friend who sent this to me is not a BS artist .He is a serious man .I trusted him and still do that this is a plan devised by WILLIAMS...

And that many of us agree with wholeheartedly.

batya

11:20 AM  
Blogger VerityINK said...

Well, that makes more inclined to believe Williams DID say it then... I wonder where the info he did not came from--and why would someone want to not attribute it to him, but cannot attribute it to anyone else? I mean, it's not like some 'real' author stood up and said 'I really wrote that'... I'm confused.

11:54 AM  
Anonymous z said...

Check SNOPES...Robin Williams didn't say any of this, according to them.

And, re: the Statue of Liberty, a funny bit is this:

"I said 'give me your huddled masses, not your befuddled asses'"

heh!! Sorry about Robin Williams...but he's never had as decent a thought as any listed in his treatise, trust me.

z

8:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Robin Williams actually said none of the things attributed to him "the plan". He is neither a xenophobe nor anti-immigrant. It borders on the surreal for any non-indigenous North American to be anti-immigrant. Aren't we all from elsewhere?
Here are some actual quotes from Robin Williams, the comedian and actor.
"Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work."
"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world."
"People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House."
"We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself."
"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."
Thank you for the opportunity to clear the air.
Frank, Ohio, USA.

8:37 PM  

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