Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Comic Corner...

Muslims Protest: "It's Raining Pigs!"
Daily Mail

A group of Muslims have opposed plans for a pet food factory to be built as possible pork emissions will violate their religious rights.

Butchers Pet Care could shelve plans for a factory in Coton Park, near Rugby, because angry Asian families have complained to their residents' association about pork smells drifting into their garden.

Muslim residents in the area also claim the pork will effectively "rain down" on their homes and gardens after the factory's 100ft chimney has pumped the meat extracts into the atmosphere.


This is truly comic relief! Just think, Israel didn't need to build a wall... it only needed to open a couple of dog-food factories!


Anonymous prairieson said...

Unfortunately, Jews aren't very fond of pork, either.

But an enterprising Gentile could offer to provide the service after the next big blow-up.

I bet this means we'll have to drop "pigskin" from our football glossary lest it offend Muslims.

Cooking bacon for breakfast will be forbidden -- the smell would drive the Muslims to neighborhood jihad.

But I have a better solution: deport all Muslims back to their paradise of sand. They'll be safe from pork taint.

6:03 AM  
Anonymous teller said...

The Jews have a damn sight more sense about it than the Muslims do!

7:24 AM  

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